Song and Filk!


I've Got My Fangs Under Your Skin | We Are Family | Vampires in the Night | Paris | I Did it My Way | The Vamp is a Tramp | This Is the Life That Doesn't End | I Love You, You Hate Me | _____ Had a Little Vamp | Nick-O | The Way We Were | You Won't Bring Me Across | Mere Mortals | He Bit Me | On Conversion Day | Angsty Nights Are Here Again | I Wasn't a Virgin | Where Did Our Baby Go? | Immortal Love | I Can't Control Myself | We've Had Some Fun | Sunny Days and Everyday | Too Close To Me | Addicted to Blood | (FK) Sunset Grill


I've Got My Fangs under Your Skin
by Patty Costantino
August 2001
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This Frank Sinatra version/Cole Porter song reflects some of Nick's other
thoughts while biting Nat during Last Knight.
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I've got my fangs...... under your skin
I've got them .....deep in the folds of you
so deep....in the folds...
That your essence embol....dens me
I've got my fangs...... under your skin

I'd tried so....
Not to give in
I've said to myself
This *Cure*
Never will go so well
But...your taste is really somethin'
Nat, I'm such a glutton
I've got my fangs..... under your skin

Now...I've promised forever
Come what might
for the sake of having you near
In spite of the warning voice
that comes tonight
and repeats..repeats in my ear

Don't y'know little....... Nick.....
You can be such a brick
Why not get.... a klew
onward you should move
But each time I do
Just the taste of you.....
Makes me not stop
just before I sin..
because I've got my fangs....... under your skin

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Family: LaCroix's song
by Patty Costantino
August 2001
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Please join in, and clap to the beat as the disco, strobe lights swirl
around our three toothsome vamps!
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We_ are_ family
I got my Nicholas with me
We_ are_ family
Rise up now and drink

We_ are_ family
I got my Janette with me
We_ are_ family
Show your brother how to feed

Everyone can you see,
We're together
As we fly on.... by

And!
And we hunt just like a pack of wolves
I won't tell no..... lies

All!
All of the stray vamps around us they say
Can they be that close?
Just let me state for the record
We're having bloodlust in a family dose

We_ are_ family
I got my Nicholas with me
We_ are_ family
Rise up now and drink

We_ are_ family
I got my Janette with me
We_ are_ family
Show your brother how to feed

Living unlife is fun
And we've just begun
To drink our share
From the mortals' delights

High!
High hopes we have,
For an eternity
With our vampiric sight

Sometimes....
Sometimes, my son gets depressed
Here's when I recall,
Our golden rule:
Deny not what you are
And the horrible things you do
You won't go wrong,
Oh no!
This is our family jewel......

We_ are_ family
I got my Nicholas with me
(bring the...bring the victim to me)
We_ are_ family
Rise up now and drink
(I can..I can hear her heartbeat)

We_ are_ family
I got my Janette with me
(Don't deny, don't deny!)
We_ are_ family
Show your brother how to feed
(give in, give in to your nature)

We_ are_ family
I got my children with me
We_ are_ family...

The End.
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Vampires in the Night
by: Patty Costantino
August 2001
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Nick and Janette in Crazy Love, set to the music of Strangers in the Night
by Kaempfert, Singleton and Snyder
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Vampires in the night... exchanging glowing glances
Wondering in the night...what were the chances
We'd be sharing blood...before the night was throuuuuugh....

Something in your ruby eyes...was so.... hypnotizing
Something in your elongated canines...was..... so enticing
Something in my uncontained hunger....told me I must possess youuuuuu...

Vampires in the night...two lonely immortals
We were vampires in the night
up to the moment ...when we took that first bite
little did we know our delight...

Blood was just a ...craving.... away...
A cold, embracing, ...draining..... away

And... ever since that night
I've had my brother
Feeling the need to bite
Feeding on each other
It turned out so right
For vampires in the nighhhhht....

repeat

Blood was just a ...craving ....away...
A cold, embracing, ...draining... away

And ever since that night
I've had my brother
Feeling the need to bite
Feeding on each other
It turned out so right
For vampires in the nighhhht....

Dooby, dooby, do,...do, doo, de, aaa.....(you get the idea, I hope! )
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Paris: Janette's FILK
by: Patty Costantino
August 2001
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The Cole Porter song I Love Paris seemed very appropriate for the Raven
beauty.
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I love Paris...during the nighttime
when mortals' heartbeats.....they do chime
I love Paris in the winter....when their hearts do fizzle
I love Paris in the summer...when their blood zizzles

I love Paris with every victim
every victim.... who is near
I love Paris.. why...oh why...do I love Paris?
Because my prey is here

Repeat
I love Paris with every victim
evvvver..rrry victim..... who is near
I love Paris.. why...oh why...do I love Paris?
Because my prey..... is here
They're there....They're everywhere...but they're really here.
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I Did it My Way
by Patty Costantino
August 2001
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LaCroix is singing this Paul Anka tune, My Way, to Janette and Nicholas as
he reflects on his 2000 years on Earth.
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And still....forever is here
And so....I face.... the eternal curtain
My children...now that you're near
I'll state my case....of which I'm certain

I've lived ...an unlife that's full
I've hunted each and every alleyway
And more...much more than this
I did it.... my...way

Mortal kills...I've had a few
But then again... thousands to mention
I did.... what I had to do
and saw it through.... without redemption

I planned each victorious entrapment
Each careful deception ...against my stray
And more...much more than this
I did it my...way

Yes...there was one time..I guess you knew
When I loved....and made it through
But despite it all
there was no doubt
I sacrificed her.... while talking it out
Retributuon I demanded..... and would call
And...would do it myyyy...way

I've teased ....I've taunted and lied<P>
I've had my thrills...my share of winning
And now...as the years go by
I find myself... really.... grinning
To think....I did all that
And may I say...not in a shy way
Oh no ....oh no, not me
I did it..... my....way

For what is a vamp...what has he got
If not bloodlust...then he has not
To control his stray...he truly feels
torment is best.... so he will kneel
The record shows...I took some blows
But did it.... myyyyyyy......wayyyyy

Yes, it was... myyyyy....wayyyyy.
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The Vamp is a Tramp
by Patty Costantino
August 2001
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This Sinatra song The Lady is a Tramp by Rodgers and Hart is dedicated to
all those Lady Vamps at the Raven.
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She gets hungry..... for a mortal at eight
She loves the Raven...doesn't come late
She'd never bother...with an eternal mate
That's why.....this vamp..... is a tramp

Does like gothic.... and gobs of makeup on her face
Will go to the backroom...dressed in black underwear and lace
Will drink bloodwine.... with the rest of her race
That's why...this chick.... is a tramp

She loves to use.... the vaaammmp.....hypnotic stare
Unlife without a care
She can become smoke
But it's oke!
Doesn't like coffins....they're hard and cramp(ed)
That's why....this vamp.... is a tramp

repeat......

She gets *really* hungry..... for a mortal at eight
She adoooores the Raven...however, never comes there late
She'd never bother...with an eternal mate
That's why.....this vamp..... is a tramp

Really loves gothic.... and tons of makeup on her face
She'd go to the backroom...dressed in black underwear and lace
Will drink lots of bloodwine.... with the rest of those broads
That's why...this vamp.... is a tramp

She loves to use....that cooool, vammmp.....hypnotic stare
Unlife without a care
She can become smoke
But it's oke!
She loooooathes coffins....they're hard and cramp(ed)
That's why....this vamp....
That's why ...this vamp....
That's why ...this vaaaammmmp....is a traaaammmmp
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"This I The Life That Doesn’t End..."
To be sung by Nick

By Nichole Knight

This is the life that doesn’t end,
It goes on and on, my friend,
Some vampires starting living it,
Not knowing what it was,
And they’ll continue living it forever,
Just because...


<Repeat until sick and/or tired of the song.>
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"I Love You, You Hate Me..."
To be sung by LaCroix

By Nichole Knight

I love you, you hate me
Lets get together and live eternally
With a great big kiss on the neck and a cut wrist from me to you
Won’t you say you hate me, too.


<Repeat 2-3 times. Then dance around and jump out of a closed window on
the 21st floor of a building. When asked "Why did you jump out of a
closed window on the 21st floor?", answer "I sung the ‘Forever Knight’
version of the Barney theme.">

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"________ Had a Little Vamp"

By Nichole Knight
Directions: Fill in each blank with your choice of Natalie/Nat or Tracy.


________ had a little vamp,
Little vamp, little vamp,
________ had a little vamp,
His eyes were yellow as gold.


And everywhere that ________ went,
________ went, ________ went,
Everywhere that ________ went,
The vamp was sure to go.


The vamp followed ________ home one day,
Home one day, home one day,
The vamp followed ________ home one day,
But the landlord (landlady) had said "NO!"


But ________ wanted to sing and play,
Sing and play, sing and play,
But ________ wanted to sing and play,
With the little vamp whose eyes were yellow as gold.

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"Nick-o"

By Nichole Knight
NOTE: The symbol ‘£££’ designates a clap in the song.


There once was a master vampire
Who had a son
And Nick-o was his name-o

N-I-C-K-O
N-I-C-K-O
N-I-C-K-O

And Nick-o was his name-o


There once was a master vampire
Who had a son
And Nick-o was his name-o

£££-I-C-K-O
£££-I-C-K-O
£££-I-C-K-O

And Nick-o was his name-o


There once was a master vampire
Who had a son
And Nick-o was his name-o

£££-£££-C-K-O
£££-£££-C-K-O
£££-£££-C-K-O

And Nick-o was his name-o


There once was a master vampire
Who had a son
And Nick-o was his name-o

£££-£££-£££-K-O
£££-£££-£££-K-O
£££-£££-£££-K-O

And Nick-o was his name-o


There once was a master vampire
Who had a son
And Nick-o was his name-o

£££-£££-£££-£££-O
£££-£££-£££-£££-O
£££-£££-£££-£££-O

And Nick-o was his name-o


There once was a master vampire
Who had a son
And Nick-o was his name-o

£££-£££-£££-£££-£££
£££-£££-£££-£££-£££
£££-£££-£££-£££-£££

And Nick-o was his name-o


There once was a master vampire
Who had a son
And Nick-o was his name-o

N-I-C-K-O
N-I-C-K-O
N-I-C-K-O

And Nick-o was his name-o

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The Way We Were
by Patty Costantino
Sept 2001
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LaCroix is again reflecting back on his times with Nicholas and Janette in
the song, The Way We Were
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mmmmmmm.. mmmmm...mmmmmm
Flash....backs... in the... dark recesses..... of my mind
Ruby, .....ambered,..... colored flash...backs....
of the way we were

Scattered.... bod....ies...
of the dead... we left behind
Feedings we gave... to one another ..
That's the way... we were

Can it be...that it was all...... so sadistic then
I ....found time......before..... we.. dined
Tormenting victims..... to be mighty fine
Tell me.....
Didn't.... I?....
Wouldn't.... I?......

Mem...or...ies...may be.... so amusing.... and you can...bet
what's. .so... tasty.. to remember....
are.. mortals served on brocheeetteee..

So it's the slaughter...we will re...mem..ber....
Whenever we remember....the way.... we were....
The way.... we..... were...
.mmmmmm....mmmmm..mmmm

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You Won't Bring Me Across
by Patty Costantino
Sept 2001
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In A More Permanent Hell, Natalie is lamenting the fact her Vamp won't do
the deed in this Barbra Streisand/Neil Diamond duet, You Don't Bring Me
Flowers
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You won't.... bring me...across....
You don't ....ring me for garlic pills....anymore
You hardly drink my shakes by the score
when I come up the loft lift
at the end of my shift

I remember....when.....
You told me you loved me.....
Took..... it back, .....and whammied me....
Now.... after.... remembering...... that... night
and the world coming to an end.... I'm not feeling alright
And....you just.... say no .... and.... won't bring me..... to the light
And....you won't bring me.....across......for..ever...more

I explained that....we could be together forever
But rejection I got for my boldness once more
I ....just walked out the door..
To the Raven, I ventured away

And maybe.... I can become a memberrr...of the existence... you abhor
I can learn how to whammy ... even learn how to fly
Well I can learn how to feed ...but I need!..... to die
But...you think I could learn..... how to tell you...... goodbye
Think I could learn..... how to tell you .....goodbye
And.....you won't bring me.... across....for ...ever more

So... you would think I could learn..... how to tell you....goodbye
You don't say..... you'll feed on me
You don't say..... you'll take..... me
You won't bring me..... across.....for..ever...more

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Mere Mortals
by Patty Costantino
Sept 2001
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Picture LaCroix singing this Streisand tune, People, from the musical Funny
Girl.
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Mere Mortals......
Mortals.. fed on.. by immortals..
Are the unluckiest..... mortals..... in the world

They're cattle...herded.... with other cattle
and yet....feeding.... on them in battle
makes.... my insides.... rattle
tasting more.... like cattle...than Snapple (sorry, best I could do!)

Hun...ters...are very dangerous..... mortals
They 're.... the.... half drained.... mor...tals..... of the wor..ld

With one victim...one very.... enthralling... victim
A feeling .....I.... must ...boast
Says you are ...dessert...now you're toast
with my.... hunger.... and thirst
But first...
be a mortal.... fed on by immor..tals.....
mere mortals.... fed on by immor...tals...
Are the unluckiest ....mortals.... in.... the.... world...

With one victim...one very..... enthralling.... victim
A feeling..... I....must....boast
Says you are... dessert..now you're toast
with my.... hunger....and thirst
But first...
be a mortal.... fed on by immortals.....
mere... mortals..... fed on by immortals...
Are the unluckiest!..... mortals..... in the.....world...

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He Bit Me
by Patty Costantino
Sept 2001
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In Last Knight, Natalie's thoughts when Nick bites her. This song, He
Touched Me, is from a very early Barbra Streisand album.
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He.. bit....me....
He... put.... his fangs near me
And then... he bit... me
I felt a sudden.... pain...when he bit... me....
Then a spar...kle,...a glooowww...

He.... blew it
It was.... accidental
But!........ He blew it!
His guilt.... seemed to tell me so
all.... through.. it....
Oh no! He'll brood.....I knoooowwww....

He's gulp...ing...and I'm reeling....
the room is spinning
I'm feel... ing
myself .... not soar......
as I head towards...... towards the flooooorrrr......

He... bit! me
I simply have to face the fact
He ...bit me
Tell myself.... the act......was insane..
(I'm to blame!)
as I.... feel a bit drained
But he bit meeee......he biiittt...meeeee....
And sud....denly..... nothing... will be... the saaammmmeee...
'cause he biiiiittttt meeee....he ....biittt.....meeeee
And.....sud....denly.....nothing....nothing...nothing... will be.... the
saaammmeee....

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On Conversion Day
by Patty Costantino
Sept 2001
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Sung by all those masters to their fledglings on their special day to the
tune, On A Clear Day (You Can See Forever).
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On.... your conver.....sion day......
Rise up ... and look around you.....
And..... you'll see....how special..... you.... are

On.... that ...cross....ing day!
how it will astound....... you
that the glow of your eyes
can see..... quite...... far

You'll feed on ....every..... American, Canadian and more
You can hear
from far and near
A heartbeat...... you've nevvveeer!..never!.... heard...... before!....

And... on your.. conver..sion day...on that...cross..ing daaaayyyy.....
you can live...... forever....and ever...and ever...and evvverrr
....morrreeee

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Angsty Nights Are Here Again
by Patty Costantino
Sept 2001
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Our beloved Nicky's brooding state of mind over the last 3 centuries
or...perhaps 8 centuries (?) set to the tune Happy Days Are Here Again.
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Angsty... nights..... are here again
Those flashbacks.... of my past...... are so clear, my friend
They fill me with such...... fear to the end
Angsty... nights...... are.... here.... again

All the same.....let's not talk about ...it now
There's just one thing...let me....pout for now
So I would rather brood ...about...it now
Angsty... nights..... are here..... again

My guilt..... and troubles are never..... gone
There'll be..... with me....from now on
From....now...onnnnnnnn......

Angssssty..... nights ......are here again....
Those flashbacks......of my past......are so clear, my friend
They fill me with..... such....... fear to the end
Angsty...... times!
Angsty...... days!
Angsty...... nights..... are.... here..... againnnnnnn.....

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I Wasn't a Virgin
By: Patty Costantino/psmoot43@hotmail.com
Nov 2001
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This Madonna song, Like a Virgin, reflects some of Alexandra the Barmaid's
thoughts about Nick in Fatal Mistake. 
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I made it through the centuries
Somehow I made it throu...ghhh..
Didn't know how livid I was
Until I found you.....
 
I would be...oh so sweet
But I'd been damned
I was raped in your bed
(and left for dead)
You made me feel
yeah...you made me feel
I wanted your headddd......
 
I wasn't a virgin
but I was bitten for the very first time
Wasn't a virgin
Now, I can hear heartbeats that sound mighty fine
 
I was gonna give all my love, boy
We were going to have a blast
Was saving it all for you
But my heartbeat was fading fast
 
You're to blame
You should feel shame
You did me wrong
Yeah, you made me boil
Oh...your love fizzled out
Yeah...your love fizzled out
as I was getting coldddd.......
 
I wasn't a virgin.....Hey!
But I was bitten for the very first time
Wasn't a virgin
Now, I can hear heartbeats...... before I di....ne....
 
WOoohhhh...
WOooohhhh...
Ahhhh!
WOoooohhhh
 
You're such a swine
I thought you'd be mine
Now I dine on bloodwine
'til the end of time
'Cause you took me to a place...
Yeah...you took me to a place...
And Lacroix made me part of your race.....
 
I wasn't a virgin.......Hey!
But I was bitten for the very first time
Wasn't a vir.....gin....
Now, I can hear heartbeats...... all the time
 
Wasn't a vir....gin......oooh...Wasn't a vir....gin......
Feel ...such..... rage...... inside
When you left me
With those heartbeats
And you dumped me
Ah...oooohhhh..... 

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Where Did Our Baby Go?
By: Patty Costantino
Nov 2001
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This Diana Ross/Supremes song, Where Did Our Love Go, reflects Serena's
thoughts about Nick in Baby Baby. 
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Nicola, Nicola......Nicola, why didn't you see?
oooooo......That I didn't want *real* eternity
only for...... myself
I had this burning..burning...yearning
feeling inside me
ooooo.......deep inside me
And it made me so glad
 
You came into my life
(baby baby)
not fortuit....ously
(Where did our baby go)
You gave me such strife
(Didn't want to be any man's wife)
(baby baby)
searching for immortality
(baby baby)
 
Now that I've surrendered
(baby baby)
soooo....deliciously
(Where did our baby go)
All for the sake of maternity
(baby baby)
ooooo....but what! You gave me eternity!
(baby baby)
 
Nicola Nicola......Where did our baby go?
(baby baby)
oooo.....Tripped up by a metaphor
(baby baby)
and now I'm stuck with forever more
(baby baby)
ooooo....baby......
 
Nicola Nicola.....where did our baby go?
And all of your misleading promises
(baby baby)
A child, I did not bore (bear)
(baby baby....ooooo)
I had this burning...burning.....yearning
(Where did our baby go)
feeling inside me
ooooo.....deep inside me
(baby baby)
But now, I'm only sad
(and *really* mad)
(baby baby)
 
Before you ruined my life
(With this unlife)
(baby baby)
You were my perfect man
(Where did our baby go)
But now that I have this curse
(baby baby)
Oh Nicola! I'll never be able to nurse!!!!
(baby baby)
 
Oooooo.....Nicola Nicola
Nicola....Why didn't you see?
(Where did our baby go)
ooooo....That I didn't want *real* eternity
(baby baby)
only for myself
(baby baby)
oooooo.......baby baby..... 

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Immortal Love
By: Patty Costantino
Nov 2001
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This Diana Ross/Supremes song, Baby Love, reflects Janette's thoughts about
her and Nick's marriage and relationship in Partners of the Month. Dedicated
to all you Immortal Beloveds out there.
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oooo....Nicola, my Nicola.....

I want you...ooooh.....I want you
But this closeness is too much for moi
I think I will go shopping on the Rue Dubois
To revamp myself and become strong
I must stay away from you for so long

Because Nicola ....my Nicola
I will miss you.......miss kissing you
But we must break up, n'est pas?
Your smothering is truly affecting moi
(oooo la la!)
Must leave and plan my Paris Gala
Into the arms.....of .....another fella

Need to flee.....Need to be free
(Immortal love...ooooo....Immortal love)

My love, ....my Nicola....
Mais oui..... we must separate my love
Your pouts for the painting are soooo boring
You may have it; please stop your imploring
Maintenant, I go on a mortal hunt exploring

Sometimes, I get this need.....
(Cherie....Cherie...)

oooooo.....oooo....
I want to hold you
Once again my love
Feel your cold embrace my love
Provide you with my rest and relaxation
From your cases of homicidal complications
And your trials of those mortal contemplations

But, alias......suffo.....cation......got the best of me
My love...my .sweet Nicola
Want you...oooh...I want you
But smother me, you do
Oh Brother, I could not be true
You were too....deep in love with me

Nicola...Nicola....Nicola....
I needed to be set free
(Needed to go on that shopping spree)

ooooo...ooo
Nicola...love
Needed to go protect my strays
Needed to discover my decorating ways

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I Can't Control Myself
By: Patty Costantino
Nov 2001
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This Four Tops song, I Can't Help Myself, reflects IMO, Nick's emotional
state about Natalie and their upside down relationship. Dedicated to all you
N&N packers out there. (Including me!) :))
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Oh Natalie....Oh Natalie, my dear
You know I do fear
I can't control myself
Should tell ya to find someone else

Should tell ya to move on with your life
(like I should have done with my mortal wife)
but everytime I see your smile
I try another shake for a while
Somehow I'll keep down the bile

When you fill my head
with your scientific notions
My mind swirls with mixed emotions
And I run and get one of your potions
Wish you could invent a vamp suntan lotion!!!

Can't control myself...no can't stop myself
Cause.......Natalie, my dear...Natalie, my love
I'm weaker than a vamp should be
I can't control myself
I'm a fool...in love you see

Wanna tell ya that I don't love ya
Tell ya that we're through
Certainly I should get a klew
But for both of our sakes
I force down another repulsive shake

I wish I could use restraint
I'm sure not a saint
You're burning in my heart
Don't want us to be apart
Want you in my bed
But I'm afraid you'll wind up dead
(Something I really dread)

Cause...Natalie...my love
This situation makes me so blue
Can't control myself
You should pick somebody else

Natalie...oh Natalie.....
You know I want a taste of you
Can't control myself
I love your scent and nobody else

Natalie.....oh Natalie.....
You know that I love.... you
Can't control myself
No.....wouldn't be able to stop myself


We've Had Some Fun
By Patty Costantino
Nov 2002

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I thought this Paul Williams/R. Nichols/Carpenters tune, We've Only Just Begun, was a perfect Ufish song as LaCroix daydreams about him and Nick’s *relationship.* I guarantee this ultimate wedding song will never be the same in your mind once you've read this version. (g) A dedication to Sunny LaCountess as her story, Come Undone, inspired me to write this filk.

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We’ve only just begun…
To sha…re…
Black sheets… and pillows…
A blood kiss for fun

From…sire to… insolent …son…

Let's have some fun…
Before the rising… moon…
We fl…y…
So many… necks to choose…
We start out drinking and drain them… too… soon…

And yes…we’ve had some fun…

(Shake tambourine)

Sharing our blood which is good for us
Violent couplings along the way…
Savage whippings…just the two of us
Frolicking together… day to day…

Together…

And when the evening comes…
We smi…le…
So many playful slaps… ahead…
And sitting in one another’s laps… in… bed …

And yes…we’ve had some fun…

(Shake tambourine)

Sharing our blood which is sweet to us
Delicious romps in the hay…
Whips and chains… for the two of us
Playing together… day to day…

Together…

Together…

And when the evening comes…
We smi…le…
So many fun-filled days… ahead…
And frisky play in a velvet-covered… bed…

And yes…we’ve had some fun…


Sunny Days and Everyday
By Patty Costantino
Nov 2002

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Another Paul Williams/ R. Nichols/ Carpenter’s song, Rainy Days and Mondays, reflects Nick's sullen mood in Dark Knight after he kissed and then “almost killed” Alyce Hunter, the museum curator.

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(Play harmonica)

Gulping down some cow and feeling… blue…
Pop in that Bela Lugosi tape
To deepen my depressed state
Lying… around…
Blood tears fallin’ on the ground…
Sunny Days and everyday… always get… me… down…

In 800 years, you’d think I’d get a… klew…
Love will never come along…
Feeling like the ape King Kong…
Mopin’… around…
Lyin’ here, green bottles abound…
Sunny Days and everyday always… get me… down…

Funny… but it seems I always sit in the dark and stew…
Sad I can’t have one mortal…too… near…
Funny…but it seems there’s only one thing… to do…
Run and grab some of that…revolting… steer…

Background vocals: (Guzzling… it… like… beer)

Nat, what I like is to wallow, binge and …drown…
I don’t want to talk it out…
Close the blinds and get out…
Mopin’… around…
Let me lie here and frown…
Sunny Days and everyday always get… me… down…

(Saxophone solo)

Funny… but it seems there’s only one thing… to do…
Background vocals: (Only one thing to do…)
Run and grab some of that… revolting… steer…

Nat… what I like is to wallow, binge… and… drown…
Don’t want to talk it out…
Close the blinds and get out…
Lying …around…
Let me lie here and frown …
Sunny Days and everyday *always* get… me… down…

Mopin’ around…
Blood tears fallin’ on the ground…
Sunny Days and any day *al…ways*… *get*… me… down…


Too Close to Me
By Patty Costantino
Nov 2002

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I couldn't end without a N&Npack song. <G> This Hal David/Burt Bacharach/Carpenter’s song, Close To You, seemed to go well with the flashback scene in Only the Lonely when Nick warns Natalie not to get too close to him.

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Why did she… suddenly... draw near…
Even though… I instilled some fear…
Listen… to… me…
Don’t get… to be…
Too close to… me…

Why did she… not say… goodbye…
Even though… the whammy didn't fly…
Take it… from… me…
Don’t get to be…
Too close… to me …

On the next night that we met
Your offer, I couldn’t forget
But it’s like a game of… Russian… Roulette…
I’m afraid that I might forget
And you’ll wind up like Chicken… Croquette…

That is why… I hesitate to accept…
And I do… begin to fret …
Take it from me…
Don’t get to be…
Too close… to me…

(Trumpet solo)

I’m a creature fallen from grace
Angels look at me in disgrace
Though I’m a discredit to my monstrous race…
I could destroy your pretty face…
So we won’t be getting to first… base!

(Side comment: Or second, or third, or ... well you get the idea.)

That is why… I begin to pace…
Better get… some garlic mace…
Listen to me…
Don’t get to be…
Too close… to… me

Take it from me…
Don’t get to be…
Too close… to… me…

Whyyyy…
Too close… to you…
Whyyyy…
Might… kill you…
Haaaaa…
Will make… me blue…
Whyyyy…
Might… hurt you…

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Addicted to Blood
By: E McCann
July 2004
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This has been bouncing around in my head on and off for the last... oh, six or seven years at least. So, with apologies to Robert Palmer... **************************************

The night comes on, you're skin and bones
Your temp is really cold
Your heart stopped, the hunger waits
A quick bite is all it takes

All these decades with an allergy to the sun, Oh yeah,
see it and you'll burst into a big fireball, ya know
You're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to blood

Dodge trees and signs that you can't read
when moving at vampiric speed
Heart hasn't beat in centuries
You need to bite, but like to tease
Hunger appeased

You can't be saved
A good type O is all you crave
They cant run fast enough from you
So you don't mind,, if you do

You just let them know that you're not fond of the sun, oh yeah
You no longer burn or tan, you just implode, you know
you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to blood

Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood

The sun is up, so now you're home
It's dark, your walls are stone
Her heart beats, your teeth shine
Another bite, "she'll be all mine!"

No mortal you've found has been immune, they're yours to take, oh yeah
You just have to worry when they offer you a stake, you know
they don't seem to like that you're addicted to blood

Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood

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(FK) Sunset Grill
By: Tim Phillips
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Author's: Note:
I picked up Don Henley's Building the Perfect Beast some weeks back. The more I listened to SunSet Grill, the more I became aware that the Grill is a vampire hangout. Friday Night, I put the track on continuous play and started to write. Twice through the song and I had the "real" version (IE. the Forever Knight version).

Below is both my lyrics and then the original lyrics. Mr. Henley's song almost had everything right. :-) If you listen to Sunset Grill and read my lyrics, you can "hear" him sing them.

Permission to archive is given to anyone who'd like to make a copy anywhere for whatever reasons.

I'd also be more than amused if someone can find a kareoke track of Sunset Grill and sends me a tape of themselves and their friends singing "my" lyrics.

Enjoy.
Tim
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============= FK Lyrics ============
FK Sunset Grill

Let's go down to the Sunset grill
we can watch the waking vampires go by
watch the normal people shake and tremble
and stare out at the darkening sky
There's a vampire named LaCroix there
To him, they don't taste the same
Calls all the customers by name

Down at the Sunset Grill Down at the Sunset Grill Down at the Sunset Grill Down at the Sunset Grill

You see a lot more vampires in the city
The kind that suck you dry
Hard to come away without really bad hickies
Hard to get home without friends that die
These days a vampire makes you theirs
and you never see their face
there is no hiding place

Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill

More and more murders every day
there are more when LaCroix will pay
Don't worry girl, they will find you
and someday soon we will be one that others fear

Let's go down to the Sunset grill
we can watch the waking vampires go by
watch the normal people shake and tremble
and stare out at the darkening sky

maybe we'll be one of them come springtime
meanwhile, they'll have that one over there
Where would we be without all these fans anyway?
Besides all our vampires are here

Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill

=== The lyrics by Don Henly, Danny Kortchmar and
Ben Tench

Let's go down to the Sunset Grill
We can watch the working girls go by
Watch the "basket people" walk around and mumble
and stare out at the auburn sky
There's an old man there from the Old World
To him, it's all the same
Calls all his customers by name

Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill

You see a lot more meanness in the city
It's the kind that eats you up inside.
Hard to come away with anything that feels
like dignity.
Hard to get home with any pride
These days a man makes you somethin'
and you never see his face.
But there is no hiding place

Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill

Respectable little murders pay
They get more respectable every day
Don't worry girl, I'm gonna stick by you.
And someday soon we're gonna get in that car
and get out of here

Let's go down to the Sunset Grill
Watch the working girls go by
watch the "basket people" walk around and mumble
and gaze out at the auburn sky
Maybe we'll leave come springtime
meanwhile, have another beer
What would we do without all these jerks anyway?
Besides, all our friends are here.

Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill

Tim Phillips
timp@dec.anr.state.vt.us

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